
hello i’m deann welcome to hell i will be your host this evening.
twenty one year old evil sorceress. born & currently living in southern california. proud member of the slytherin house, with a caffeine addiction and a short attention span. i watch a lot of tv and anime, sometimes i read books. i also make really stupid jokes, this is a warning as well as an apology. my hobbies include laughing at other people’s pain, and cats. my default mood is “ugh”, but if you catch me on a good day it might be “sad about fictional characters”. my body is 80% coca-cola. i have an #imaginary wife named aubrey plaza. #about me