I’ve made a huge mistake.

Gob had not mailed the letter, but in an act of defiance dramatically hurled the letter into the sea. This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he’d anticipated.

— It’s the stripping agency I used to work for. Cop Uniform? I might have been just a little too believable.
— (POLICE! OPEN UP!)

Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob.